Monday, August 07, 2006

this is why they pay me the big bucks

Tech Support & Dating Advice
::DramaCoWorker having trouble with computer::
Claris walks over, hits "escape" key.
DramaCoWorker: ::gasp!!:: How did you do that?
Claris: General rule of geekery - when in doubt, hit Escape... Now, if only that worked on first dates.

Which brings me to my other gripe wherein boys suck. I'm just sayin'. I'm sorry to all the decent, reputable guy friends that I have, but right now - boys suck.


At 5:54 PM, Blogger Brian D. said...

In my experience girls suck too. Maybe men and women really aren't meant to be together?

I always told my customers to reboot. Worked 60% of the time :-)

At 8:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh oh.

Is the boy the boy I'm thinking the boy is?


At 11:49 AM, Blogger claris said...

it's nothing in particular, he's just taking too long & I'm tired of waiting because he's a traditionalist. *g*

At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pull his hair.

Oh wait, that's what HE'S supposed to do.



At 5:07 PM, Blogger Galactichero said...

I had a girl put her head in my lap, and another offer me a blowjob. Those got my attention...


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