I just, I don't... yeah, I got nothin'.
Seriously, I'm sure there might eventually be comedy gold in this somewhere, but what the hell kind of crappy terrorist are you that the only people you can take out are the Amish?
Man holds Amish school hostage
Dude, they're Amish. That's like saying you beat up a 4 year old - there's no accomplishment in that. what the fuck? This guy didn't kill himself because he was afraid of the cops - he got halfway through this bullshit & realized what was going to happen in prison when they found out he terrorized a group of people who don't even use cars. 'cause you know there's no way that would end well for him...